The best argument for legalizing abortion - The Family Circus

So Garfield (the cat, not the president) hates Mondays. I always thought Garfield was annoying although I do agree with him that lasagna is great. I have been craving some Fazoli's lately, which is also great. (I would like to add that my birthday is fast approaching and if anyone really wants to do something good for humanity, bag me up a breadstick lady from Fazoli's to personally serve me breadsticks all day long... and well into the night.) Last Monday I was feeling particularly Garfieldy and the fact that I was lacking lasagna did not really help, so maybe the cat was onto something. However, being the problem solver that I am I mastered the following list and improved the shit out if it. This is what you can do to make an otherwise gar-tastic Monday better:

1. Make your dull shower routine a little more exciting: in between lathers and rinses, invite a friend to join you. It spices up the morning the way a certain girl-powered five-some spiced up the 1990's.
   
2. Find two pennies, one heads up and one tails up. This cancels out any voodoo or good/bad luck, and allows you to enjoy the profit in peace.
3. Eat breakfast three times by 11:00 am.


4. Take a nap after your third breakfast. Excess eating can tire you out, although I am told it does not could as a work out.
5. Try and imagine famous bald men, with hair.
   
6. Later on, buy a box of chocolate frosted Krispy Kreme doughnuts after making sure they are not rock hard.


7. Proceed to eat the majority of the box while watching trashy trash TV in bed. If it makes you feel better (because this day is all about psychological health) you can try to act like you don't really care what is happening on The Hills. But if honesty really is the best policy, don't attempt that.
   
   

If you mess up any one of these steps your Monday is sure to suck, and you will be forced to read crappy cartoons for the remainder of the day.

This is funny, I think, because his hat has a slit for his ears. I believe that is the joke.



I'm not even going to try. This is not a joke at all. All it makes me do is wonder why they have tile on their ceiling. Family Circus, you never fail to disappoint.